Some minor issues

My god, there is so much wrong with this ..
- Happy new year .. we’re February :-/
- I’m on their list, but I don’t know them. No worries, happens al the time
- The first thing they literally tell me is I’m on their list .. and thanks to some law I’m allowed to unsubscribe. Thank god for that!
- But if I try to unsubscribe I got this message: "Cannot connect to Database, please check your configuration". Fuck you!
- This "legal" text is actually longer than the message
- The copy sucks big time .. as well in the other languages (there are 4)
- It’s just plain ugly
- ..

Good job CYCLONE BELGIUM! Also good to see you find yourself important enough for capitals.